Team C (Ken Herd) vs Team D (John W)  25th October 2023

Match Report:

Don’t take a tip on a horse from this man

This was the first game of the new season for both teams so it was very much a case of tentatively getting the feel of the ice after the summer break.  Both teams have a residency of five players so each has a rota of stand-down games for their team members. In the case of Team Herd it was Keith W’s turn to be absent, although Billy was also away, taking in the spring sunshine in South Africa and therefore replaced by the Club’s super-sub, Bob Cameron playing at lead. Fiona was second and Geemo was at third. 

For the opposition, Steve Laux had requested to be stood down from Team Waterlow so the line-up was Dave Dunsire making a welcome return to full-time play at lead; Kay Wilson at second; and Dougie at third, the latter looking particularly relaxed at being freed from the weight of command for this season.

Once the greeting of long-lost pals had been completed and the bell had rung for the start, we tottered gingerly on to the ice to find out whether the muscle memory was still there and if so, would it ensure that we could make a contribution to the team’s success.

But even if you can remember what to do and no matter how honed your skills at delivering the stones might be, the other thing you always need is at least a fair share of any luck that is going.  And in this case for Team Herd, Lady Luck wasn’t just occasionally looking the other way; she had packed her bags and left the building.   

For end after end, nothing would go right for Team Herd. The first end was always going to be shaky for both teams but to be frank, Team Herd were in not-hitting-a-barn-door territory, dropping a four and giving themselves a hill to climb from the start.  But not to be daunted, stones started to head in the right direction – only for it then to become clear that luck wasn’t going to be their lady tonight. 

Team W kept chipping away with ones and twos so by the fourth end they were nine points up and Team Herd still hadn’t got on to the board.

Particularly out of favour was Team H’s third, Geemo, who managed to pull off some astonishingly ill-fated  moves.  Particularly memorable was an excellent stone in the fifth end aimed at clearing a blockage at the front of the house which instead passed straight through a gap seemingly narrower than a curling stone and clean out of the back of the house. Just leave buying the lottery ticket for another day, George.

Things finally came right in the sixth and the granny was avoided with an excellent two.  But that was it and another single for Team W in the seventh end brought to a close a game that Team Herd would probably rather forget.

John.

Team A (Deemo) vs Team B (John Mac)  23rd October 2023

‘And So It Begins’

‘Happy New Season to one and all’,

With the sound of lawn mowers still filling the air, the flowers still blooming in the pots and borders, the squirrels still being chased from the bird feeders, it is hard to reconcile the current mild weather with the thought that we are kicking off the new, even slightly delayed, ‘rock throwing’ season. But we are and with a degree of both anticipation and delight.

With the usual formalities attended to we took to the ice for our first game. The ice was pristine and the new balcony was being admired by one and all despite the news that the liquor licence was not yet in place to enable us to partake of the much enjoyed after match discussions and debate that is an essential part of our sport!!!!!

Both rinks took to the ice at full strength. Rink ‘MacCornerkicky with ‘Super Lube’ at 3rd, ‘Hoss’ at 2nd and ‘Hardcore’ as anchor man lead. Rink ‘Deemo’ fielding ‘Maverick’ at 3rd, ‘Newsprint’ at 2nd and ‘Ivor The Engine’ (????) in at lead to counter the ‘Hardcore’ attack.

Ends 1 & 2 saw rink Deemo taking single for a 2 shot lead – a very close opening salvo only to see rink MacCornerkicky’ respond with a two on the third end and we were all square again.

Rink ‘Deemo’ followed up scoring a three in end four and a single against the hammer in end five. At six shots to two up rink ‘Deemo’ were feeling a little more relaxed but complacency is a dangerous thing and with rink ‘MacCornerkicky’s never say die attitude the game was certainly not over when they struck back with a single in the sixth end.

At six to two in favour of ‘Deemo’ there was an eye on the clock ticking down in end seven – stones gathering in the house with at least two shots in favour of rink ‘MacCornerkicky’ and rink ‘Deemo’ trying desperately to run the opposition out of shots and time whilst lying possible third and fourth shots in the head!!!! With an opposition stone lying tantalisingly close to counting as a third counter ‘Maverick’ was asked to clear it out and so he did. All that was left for ‘Deemo’ to do was plug any possible routes into the house that might allow ‘Mr MacCornerkicky’ to pick up at least one shot to secure a draw.  This was duly accomplished with some judicious sweeping and holding of breath.

Rink ‘Deemo’ have their league campaign off to a winning start but it was the normal close, nail biting affair we expect from rink ‘MacCornerkicky’. Thanks for a good game and congrats to my squad .

Bye for now.

Deemo

Notes : ‘Ivor the Engine’ was formerly known as ‘I don’t believe it’ and it was thought the new moniker might be more appropriate – unless I hear to the contrary I will assume this is considered inoffensive & acceptable.

New Season, New Space, New Teams, Same Rules

Holyrood Curling Club’s 2023-24 season commenced on Monday 23rd October. Later than usual (the season normally begins at the end of September) curling at Murrayfield was delayed by the extensive work taking place to improve the facilities provided by Curl Edinburgh.

And it was well worth the wait. The new upstairs club room is clean and bright with an impressive view over the ice – and has a shiny new bar and fully-fitted kitchen. There is ample space to enjoy a post-game drink while dissecting the game and catching up on the gossip. And the ice hall below the club room has benefitted from a significant smartening up too.

Holyrood Curling Club continues to thrive. We have 18 full members and two reserves. After some discussion we decided to stick at four teams for our 2023/24 League with two teams of four players and two of five. A number of members have seen an interest in curling expressed by non-playing family or friends so it is hoped that we may attract new members by organising a Try Curling session and signing-up those who wish to take things further as reserves for this season and then perhaps expand our league to five teams for next season.

As we do every year, we have re-jigged the League teams so that members don’t end up playing with the same people as last season. Furthermore, we welcome new skip Ken Herd, promoted as a result of winning the Thirds League last season.

Playing Rules and General Housekeeping

During the closed season we held a much-needed AGM. Amongst the many things discussed, we reviewed the Club’s rules of play. We concluded that we would stick with our existing rules which are:

  1. A player has until the last stone is thrown on the first end to arrive with no penalty. After this three shots will be added to the other team’s score.
  2. No penalty shots apply to a three person team, providing best efforts were made by that team to find a substitute but were unable to do so.
  3. However, if a team member fails to turn up on the night without having given notice and not having tried to find a sub, then it is a three shot penalty.

Regarding substitutes, we agreed to adopt the RCCC rule that states: ….a substitute may play in any position in any round but not higher than the position of the curler being replaced.

In term of finding substitutes, reserve members should get first dibs before opening it up to the rest of the club.

Please can skips submit signed score cards to me as soon as possible after the game (either emailing a photo to holyroodcurlingclub@outlook.com, or a WhatsApp to 0775 190 5817) so we can keep the league scoresheet up to date and post the score card here on the website. 

Enjoy the season.

John Waterlow

25th October 2023